This may seem an odd question but I would like to know where I can find some simple printed pornography, in a magazine or book form. The internet is teeming with porno and there are tons of DVD’s and videos. But I am not interested in live action. I just want pictures. I don’t want to get involved with internet porn. I’m not interested in anything to do with B and D or S & M or orgies. I just want straight heterosexual one man/one woman stuff. I have looked and looked and cannot find. There are stores that sell stuff but, again, it’s all DVD’s and toys and whatnot. Plus I’m not interested in going into such a place, with weird men skulking about. I get in the mail a catalogue of DVD’s that shows scenes from the DVD’s. I contacted them to ask if they had pictures similar to what they have in the catalogue. They don’t! I find this very weird. Not everyone wants to sit in front of a TV or computer monitor watching live action. Some people prefer something portable and private. I can’t be the only one. Yet I have looked online and everywhere else and all there seems to be is DVD’s and videos. So, would you know where an old-fashioned person can get magazines or books with photos of heterosexual sex?
The easiest bet would be to go to a seller of books and magazines that’s not a large chain like Borders. In those places you might look under Erotica and see something you like. Mom and Pop book and magazine stores are more likely to carry more blatant porn magazines. Look for the Playboys and near them should be the raunchier stuff if they have it. Adult book stores definitely carry porn mags. If you don’t want to brave lurkers in rain coats on your own, bring a friend. Lastly, look at the book selections of reputable online sex stuff sellers such as gamelink.com, blowfish.com, and goodvibes.com. They all carry picture books if not magazines. Honestly, it’s out there, in more subspecialties than one can imagine. The last time I looked in a magazine store there was one that specialized in large older black women with enormous breasts (as opposed to large younger black women with enormous breasts or older medium sized white and Asian women with enormous breasts).
* I don’t find the occasion to have sex very often. (“Alas”, as you would say, Isadora). I recently had a man in my bed and my cats, who had never seen sex acts, seemed fascinated. They both sat on my night table and followed the action with their heads turning whenever we moved from one end of the bed to another. They made no noise and they didn’t try to get in on the action. They just sat and watched the whole thing. What do you think interested them? The sights or the smells of sex? Just something out of the ordinary?
I recently went away for the weekend and brought out three different suitcases to decide which to pack. After I laid them on my bed my two cats systematically sat on and then in each one of them. Nothing sexy about suitcases and no interesting smells. Cats are just curious by nature. If it’s something new, they want to check it out. A couple of naked two legged creatures thrashing about making noises and producing new aromas would be fascinating indeed. I doubt your pets were prurient in the least. They were just doing cat things just as you were doing human animal things.